Yep! That about sums it up! You always feel like you are failing.
I don’t think a mom alive hasn’t used this line before if she has a child 2 and older.
When the kids don’t know how to close out of Youtube and actually play with toys instead of watching videos of kids playing with toys.
It’s as if they have no idea that they have a father to call all for all things needed, unnecessary crap, and to just get you to get up for nothing. I hear this in my sleep and I answer when other kids holler MOM!!!
What I feel like doing when my kid throws a fit in public!!! Take that you little shit! Doesn’t feel too great to be treated like that in front of everyone, huh? lol
Every single time!!! Never fails! As if the phone ringing or being against my ear send some kind of message to my kid that NOW is the best time for you to ask me questions and to talk to me. I mean, damn, since when does Nanny calling indicate it’s time for you to unleash your Christmas list of a million wants to me??? Come on now, really?!!!
My daughter has done this over here missing candy……that she ate herself!!! I guess in her little mind it should replenish itself back into her little Halloween pumpkin.
This is hilarious! Just these kids reaction is enough to make me piss myself.
Ah morning! The drink of almost all moms. I desperately need this mug!!!
How it feels to wake in the morning as a mom…usually waking up due to your screaming kid, kids fighting with each other, someone hurt themselves doing God only knows, and I’m sure you all know the thousands of reason waking up can be depressing. Hell lack of sleep is the main culprit!
I’m sure some day she will grow out of it, but it seems to be an all time favorite thing to do anywhere and everywhere we go for my daughter. All that stored up energy makes then run like crazy!
Unfortunately, this is me anytime I am in the bathroom digging something out of my eye, applying mascara, or any makeup and my daughter decided to bust in and knock me out. If it’s not her doing it, it’s the dog. I’m surprised my eyes are still inside my head and I am not blind by all the times I was applying mascara when this happened. Geez Louise!!!
Yep! The famous covering of the ears and not listening is a childhood classic for all ages dated back to way back when.
And here’s me and every mom in the world. No one….not the kids, the husband, or the pets will cooperate and LISTEN!!!!
When me and my husband found out we were having a little girl at our gender scan when I was pregnant with my daughter.
Actually, it was more like this for the gender scan for me.
Trying to get your tired kid to eat breakfast in the morning. Oh, the joy!
When you ask kids to find something to eat…..
Story of my life and I’m sure I am not alone on this one in the mommy community.
Sick but true! Been there done that and was sick with the kid. Yuck!!!!
So many emotions in motherhood from birth on up. I am only 4 years in as of tomorrow and I have had one hell of a rollercoaster ride of emotions and they hit hard and often. Motherhood is the most rewarding and hardest job in the world and I am blessed to have a baby girl to call me mom.